What this place is
Astro Parlor is a site for looking at the sky and at yourself, for fun. You can read your horoscope, meet your sign and work out a full birth chart here, with no email and no sign-up. More rooms are being built, and the full list shows what’s open today.
We want you to leave a little lighter than you came in. Hard cards and difficult planets get a kind reading here, and nobody will try to scare you into anything.
Who is behind it
Astro Parlor is a small independent site, run from the European Union.
You won’t find a famous mystic here, or a stage name, or a photo of someone gazing into a crystal ball. Nobody on this site claims psychic powers. We’d rather tell you less than tell you something made up.
Who is Astro?
Astro is the cat in the drawings. He’s the host of the parlor, and he’s very sure he runs it. He’s a cartoon, and he isn’t an astrologer, an author or a person.
How the site works
- The sums are real. Planet positions are calculated and checked against NASA data. See How we calculate.
- The meanings are tradition. They’re for enjoying and thinking about, and they can’t predict anything. See the disclaimer.
- Your details are yours. There are no accounts, cookies or analytics, and we don’t keep your birth details. See Privacy.
How it’s paid for
Everything here is free for now, and there are no ads.
Personal reports are the part of the site that’s planned to earn money. The free birth chart stays free, and the refunds page explains how a refund will work.
Last updated October 30, 2026.