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Disclaimer

This is a place for fun and for thinking things over.

The short version

Astro Parlor is for entertainment and self-reflection. It gives no medical, legal, financial or psychological advice.

What this site is for

Horoscopes, tarot and birth charts are old ways of telling stories about ourselves. They can make you smile, or give you a new way to look at your day. That’s what we hope they do here.

What it can’t do

Nothing here can tell you what will happen. The positions of the planets are calculated carefully, but the meanings given to them come from tradition, and science hasn’t shown that the planets or the cards shape your life.

Please don’t use this site in place of a professional. For your health, go to a doctor. For the law, a lawyer. For money, a qualified adviser. For your mental health, a psychologist or therapist. And please don’t stop any treatment or make a big decision because of something you read here.

If you’re having a hard time

A real conversation helps more than any card. A friend, your doctor or a helpline can listen, and you don’t need to be in a crisis to call one.

Find A Helpline lists free, confidential lines by country. In the US and Canada you can call or text 988. In the UK and Ireland, Samaritans answer on 116 123. If you or someone near you is in danger right now, call your local emergency number, which is 112 across the EU.

Last updated October 30, 2026.