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Aries horoscope
Mar 20 to Apr 19
Keep the joke for later
You have a very good joke ready, and it is about something you were told in private. Mars, your ruling planet, is in Leo, in the part of your chart about fun, and it is almost exactly square Mercury. Mercury is retrograde in Scorpio, where you keep what you share with other people. So a funny story wants to come out and a secret wants to stay in, and Mars is the louder of the two. Let the secret win. The Moon is in Cancer, in your home corner, so have people over instead of going out. Your own kitchen is a better stage for this material, and the biscuits are better too.
The sky behind this
- Moon05°59′ Cancer, your 4th house, until Nov 1
- Mercury18°11′ Scorpio R, your 8th house, until Dec 6
- Mars17°51′ Leo, your 5th house, until Nov 25
- Mars square Mercurywithin 0°19′
Worked out for noon UTC, and dates are UTC days. Houses count from your sign, so they say nothing about your own birth chart. An R means the planet looks like it is moving backward. How we calculate
Your card
Ten of Pentacles
Three generations and a couple of dogs in one doorway. It suits a night in: your own roots, your own home, and somebody older telling the good story first.
Your lucky number is 4
Four people is the right size for a table. Why 4? Count the signs from Aries to Cancer, where the Moon is on this date.
The Moon
76% lit and getting smaller, in Cancer until .
Your card comes from all 78 cards. We shuffle once a day, using the date, and deal one card to each sign from Aries to Pisces, so no two signs share a card.